First internet post of the marvelous Sucha

[taxlady]

I see the uncouth one, Shrederik, has posted here on LJ. Well, I can post too. He thinks he is sooo smart. But, I can tipe better. It just takes patients and engineerity. Shreddy, there is a backspace key to fix your misteaks. Use it.

some of foods I like to eat:
chicken
tuna
steak
grass
canned cat food
chocolate cake
pizza
smoked meat
donuts

Those ape foods don't make me fat, because I don't want to be fat. I just tell fat to go away.

Miss Kitty, you are so lucky that you get out sometimes. My apes don't let me out. But, I heard them takking; they might let me go into the yard if I wear a coller. I'm still thinking about it. Will it make me look like a dog?

Gracie, you keep running and climing and and biting. You have to practise those things while you are young. Also, go stair in the mirror and make sure your face and fur are the way you want them. It takes a while, but you can be perfect. Maybe not as perfect as me, but it is worth the effort.

Comments

[m-cat.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with looking like a doggie? Doggies are so cute! Of course, wearing a collar is pretty uncomfortable. I tried it once so I could go out and play on the stairs, but I didn't like it.

I know most of that stuff on your food list, but what are donuts?

[taxlady.livejournal.com]

Was it worth wearing the coller that one time to play on the outside stairs?

Donuts are yummy, but you can only eat a little or they make you sick. They come in many tastes. Some are good, some are less good. They are round with a hole and sweet and full of yummy fat.

You like dogs? I'm shocked. They slobber, they smell, they are clumsy, and they are rude. They are worse than Shreddy.

[m-cat.livejournal.com]

I miss stairs, but not as much as I dislike the collar. It was really unpleasant.

Hmm... Many tastes, you say? I wonder if any taste like unagi. I must investigate this more carefully.

Everybody tells me that I'm crazy to like dogs, but I think they are really cute. I've only seen them through the window or from the balcony, though, so maybe they aren't so cool up close. If somebody woud just let me get one as a pet, I could find out. Of course, every time I ask for a pet, everybody laughs. Then they cough and wheeze. Then they laugh again. I'm not sure what's so funny.

[taxlady.livejournal.com]

What is this unagi? Is it yummy?

One time Shreddy cot a bird. He tried to keep it as a pet. He put it in a box, but couldn't close the lid. Then he broke the bird. It made the big apes act very strange. They ran around the house and looked at all the doors and windows, but they never looked at the interdimensional portal. They suspect its existance, but haven't found it yet. Muahaha.

[m-cat.livejournal.com]

Pets are cool! I keep asking for a fish or a doggie, but nobody will let me buy one. I guess they don't think I'll take care of one. It's sad.

Where can I get one of these interdimensional portals? They sound like great ways to pick up pets.

[taxlady.livejournal.com]

We shouldn't tipe too much about cat portals where the big apes can see it. If you can't find one at your house, find a secure place where you want one. Stair at the spot and concentrate. Then rruaworr mriss and the portal will appear.